Daring To Dream

In the form of slight starvation XD. I’ve had a gum ache for the past four days or so. And, well, the last thing on your mind, when your mouth is making your its bitch, is eating, amirite.

The aches have gotten so bad, that I wake up in the middle of the night from the OW PAIN OW OW and won’t be able to go back to sleep for HOOUUURRSSS….

I…have not gone to the dentist. Nor do I intend to for a long time. So I am definitely gonna be losing some teeth for I am a fool ;;;.

On the bright side, I am very uninterested in eating. And this actually worked out pretty nice since yesterday was Thanksgiving. I couldn’t even finish my first serving! I also checked the scale. And…-deep inhale-…I’ve lost weight. A good seven fucking pounds or more.

I used to be around 150, bud when I spotted the scale it was like, “…Hmm” and I went over to check.

142. Oh, gosh. I’m happy. I’m thankful. Thank you, job. Thank you, gum ache.

Happy Turkeygiving.

So thanks to my new job, I am trimming down a bit. The thing is, though, the weight distribution in my body has gotten…a bit…uh…weird.

Like, my calves are getting slimmer, and my pot-belly is steadily shrinking, but I think all the fat is just traveling north o_O;;;. My neck is thicker now, my face rounder, and I officially have a double-chin. WTF. Has to be the weirdest area I’ve ever noticeably gained weight in. (AFTER LOSING WEIGHT IN OTHER AREAS AT THE SAME TIME!)

Isn’t your face one of the first places you start losing weight from? I’m uberly confused.

But I’m hoping this problem’ll just fix itself. Maybe once my body’s done ridding of the the excess pounds below the clavicle, it’ll start eating at the fat above.

If not….

Does anyone know any face/neck exercises? XD

So, everyone around me and their uncles are losing weight. MEANWHILE, I AM GAINING. DAMMITALL. Luckily, my new job allows me to rollerblade and actually requires much physical movement.

I deliver fliers.

Y’know…those people who stick advertisements in your door, so the next time you go out, those advertisements fall all at your feet and you’re like “WTF DO NOT WANT D:”. Yeah, hate me. I already love my job. >D

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